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May 21 2018

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May 16 2018

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I may still be sick but at least this cute thing is on my thigh. #cats #catsofinstagram #blackcat #dymphna #sheismadeofdarkness every day is #caturday

May 04 2018

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You guys have some of the best hair in the MCU, arguably. What’s been your best hair look?

May 03 2018

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Black Panther (2018), dir. Ryan Coogler

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cinematic parallells - ted theodore logan / neo

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Ok! Here it is, Chubby Cartwheels has re-opened! I’m starting off easy with all my staple pieces like the velvet skater dress, mesh bodysuit and cotton knit skater skirt ready for customizable pre-orders, but I also have small batches of clothes pre-made and ready to go now too! I’ll slowly be adding more pieces to the shop over time so new stuff will always be coming out.
Thank you all for being so supportive, patient and all around amazing during my time off. Self care is so real and I feel ready to be back and making clothes for all you gorgeous babes again.
Head to my website www.chubbycartwheels.com now! Link is in my bio.
#chubbycartwheels #plussize #fatfashion #plusbabes #fatshion #curves #curvesreign #honormycurves #whatfatgirlsactuallywear #alternativecurves #volup2isdiversity #effyourbeautystandards #plusmodel #fatpositivity

May 02 2018





Alright so since some people seem to need help with these things, I’m gonna do a PSA on common fanfic turns of phrase and what they’re actually driving at:

‘Humming’, as in, when a character ‘hums in agreement’ or ‘hums happily’, isn’t them suddenly breaking out a tune. It’s referring to an inarticulate sound, usually with the lips closed. ‘Mmhmm’ for example is a hum. ‘Hummed a question’ is less common, but generally means something along the lines of ‘hmm?’

If someone ‘moans in appreciation’ of something, like food or a good massage, that is usually indicating a lower ‘mmm’ noise than ‘humming’, with the tone being defined by the context of the situation. At some point actually writing out ‘yum’ or ‘oooh’ or similar became unpopular in fic, so describing the noise took prominence. The ‘mmm’ sound is fairly indistinct, and is technically a moan. It’s not actually an inherently sexual term, even though it’s used overwhelmingly in sexual contexts. (In older stories characters would even moan in pain, though that’s less common now).

Toeing off your shoes refers to taking off your shoes without bending down and using your hands in any way. You’re using your toes instead. It’s actually more common with slippers (which are designed for this) but can apply to any footwear that doesn’t need untying or unbuckling or something in order to come loose. Related to ‘kicking off your shoes’ but less dramatic in terms of the implied action involved.

Carding your fingers through something (i.e. hair, feathers) comes from a process (carding) for disentangling cloth or wool fibers (usually a special type of card-shaped tool was used for this, hence the term). It’s got nothing to do with playing cards or shuffling, and here’s the wikipedia article on the process, just for the skeptics. It basically means ‘gently disentangle’ in the fanfic context.

Thus concludes the PSA.

I just want to point out that these are not used just in fanfic, they are also used in English literature as a whole? More modern works than olders ones, for sure, but I’ve read plenty of books that have all of these in them.

I read all of these in standard pieces of literature as a kid. They’re not fanfics phrases… They’re just normal bits of English.

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REblog if you are Asexual, support Asexuals, or spend most of your time actually thinking about Superheroes.






my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

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May 01 2018



LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Favorite Photoshoots | Lupita Nyong’o photographed by Kai Z Feng for Elle UK (2016)





The fun thing about the DuckTales reboot having retconned all of Scrooge’s wealth as the spoils of fantasy dungeon crawls because nobody would find him sympathetic if he were still depicted as Rockefeller-style capitalist is that it’s now completely reasonable to run DuckTales using Dungeons & Dragons.

dungeons & dragons & ducktales

oh WHOO ooh

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Lupita Nyong’o photographed by Kwaku Alston during the Comic-Con International 2017 in San Diego, California (July, 2017).

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me irl

April 30 2018

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Mercutio: *realizes he’s dying*……….*makes a pun about it*



I just wanna let y’all know that you do fanfic tropes all of the time, we just don’t describe them like beginning writers do. You:

  • Push your shoes off with your toes or with the tip of your shoe, most likely. Props for drama if you yank your converse or your vans or your boots off like a soldier in a scyfi drama, but otherwise, you’re “toeing your shoes off”
  • Humans are much better at dissecting scents than we give ourselves credit for. If you sit there long enough, you could dissect how your friend smells. I smell like “old, beat up cars, the sour citrus he isn’t supposed to have, and something musty and natural and unique to him that clings to all of his clothes.” In order that’s old flannel, three day old hair mousse, and fish tank water. Smells like cigarettes and oils cling to your clothes, stuff like fishtanks and the food in your kitchen seeps into your belongings. Don’t feel bad about describing scents, people carry our houses with us everywhere. 
  • Have you ever pet someone else’s hair? That’s “carding your fingers through.” That’s it. It’s the same thing.
  • Ever walked around barefoot? Its three am and you’re trying to make Dark Lunch? You’ve padded around. You signal to other people nonverbally whether its coughing or sighing that you’re there so that you don’t scare them. 
  • Smirking is a thing most of us do with our face. Grinning, looking cheeky, and raising our eyebrows are also all things your face does. Sorry :/
  • You might not get this if you’re a straight girl whose never had sex, but sometimes that little strip of skin between ya shirt and ya hips? The mouth can go there. That’s an intimate place to touch and its a vulnerable place to be exposed. Overused maybe, but a valid way to show a shift in the situation. 
  • We all sigh!! Are some of y’all really saying that sighing isn’t a thing you do ten thousand times a week?? You don’t sigh when someone says something stupid as shit?? You don’t sigh when you gotta get up?? 
  • Everything on your face casts shadows, I’m sorry you have weak eyelashes, or that somehow your brows are flat with your eyeballs
  • People laugh silently! I’m sorry you’ve never laughed that hard!! People giggle! People snort! People double over and move and flail! Have you ever fucking laughed?
  • For that matter how do y’all not blush and can you teach me
  • I’d also like to say sorry if: your heart has never skipped a beat reading something terrible, or when you saw someone you liked even platonically, or if you’ve never been so surprised all you could do was blink, that you never looked at someone like you loved them, and that you somehow never fucking show any emotion in your voice or your posture at all

Tl;Dr: Some of y’all are dragging people for shit you don’t know how to describe and damn if you ain’t still reading things and then telling beginning writers that they’re describing impossible things and writing weirdly when y’all don’t even write shit, its obnoxious as hell. To y’all that do write and are aggressively against this post, I bet you sure as hell use EPITHETS INAPPROPRIATELY ANYWAY, DON’T YA?

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